#1 - "We need to talk."
-God-
#2 - "You think it's HOT here?"
-God-
#3 - "I loved your wedding. Please invite me to the marriage."
-God-
#4 - "You were taught to share when you were two years old. When did you forget?"
-God-
#5 - "I Love You.....I Love You.....I Love You.....I Love You."
-God-
#6 - "Love yourself! You are very precious to me. Never forget this."
-God-
#7 - "That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing.....I meant it!"
-God-
#8 - "Will the road you are on get you to my place?"
-God-
#9 - "Talk to me anytime.....I don't use voicemail nor do I text."
-God-
#10 - "Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test, you know?"
-God-
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