A Letter From Grandma

                                                     
Dear Grandchild,

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then.  Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal.  I am seeing five gentlemen every day.  As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.  He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.  

After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!  Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.